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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 02:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Europe’s Groundbreaking Earth-Mars Tugboat Mission Is Looking for Passengers to Join Its First Voyage - The Daily Galaxy

No go.

Next, they tried...

Still no good

‘This is a tragedy:’ UW doctor pushes back against RFK Jr.’s COVID vaccine recommendations - MyNorthwest.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Then came..

Circle IPO soars, giving hope to more startups waiting to go public - TechCrunch

Just Forget it!

No way

No, not a chance

Let's Weigh The Pros And Cons Of Inviting Larry David To Your Wedding - OutKick

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Musk rails against Trump tax bill, calling it ‘a disgusting abomination’ - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Where and how did ballet originate?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts